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Sardar's Fun collection
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Date:
Monday,
2009-03-23,
9:17 PM

Message # 1
Sardar goes 2 hotel n orders chicken
waiter: italian, chinese,french or spanish
sardar: Jera marzi le aa main kera gallan karniyan ne...!!

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

smile smile

Sardar khali paper ko kiss ker raha tha.

2nd Sardar: Yea kia?
1st: Mere G/F ka love letter aya ha.

2nd: Magar yea to khali ha.

1st: Han yaar aj kal bol chal band ha.

smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile

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Date:
Friday,
2009-03-27,
3:35 PM

Message # 2
Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘

Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘……

wacko wacko

sardar:maths which fail kyun hoyan?

son:kadi teacher kehndi ae

5+3=8

adle din kehndi ae

6+2=8

phir kehndi ae

4+4=8
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saali nu aap hi confirm nahi menu ki sikhana see.
smile smile

Aek sardar motor way par cigerate peta full speed me ja raha tha,
Aek admi ne pucha k yeh kia kar rahey ho?

Sardar: mein dekh raha hun aek cigerate kitny kilometer chalti hay....
happy happy

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Sardar Building Se Gira...

Doctor Said: He is Dead.

Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon.

Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!
cool

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Date:
Thursday,
2009-06-25,
0:49 AM

Message # 3
sardar to 2nd srdar:
wo larki behri hia!

2nd sardar: wo kaisy?

sardar:
mien ny usy I LOVE YOU kaha toboli mien ny kal hi nya SANDAL liya hia!!!!

judge pathan sey:yumhara juram sabit ho giya hia ,kal tumhen phansi p latkaya jaey ga!

pathan:wo to thek hia lekin utara kab jaey ga?

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