One child monkey says to his mother Why do we look so ugly?
mother says thank GOD that we look like this.
you must see the person reading this message
Ek larka tha
us k pas mobile b tha
us me sim card b tha
us me balance b tha
us me sms ka options b tha
us ko sms karna b aata tha
par kar nahe pata tha
pata he kiyon nahe karta tha
saly ka paisa jo charg hota tha
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Where r u?
Y r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…
SMS ki achi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai ?
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
no visits...
no calls..
no smss...
no letters...
no missed calls..
Im worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Phoolon Ko Phool Pasand Hai,
DiLon Ko DiL Pasand Hai,
Shaiar Ko Shayeri Pasand Hai,
Kisi Ki Pasand Se Hame Kya,
Hame To Bas Aap Ki..
Girl Friend Pasand Hai.. ;-)
DIL main basa hai pyar tera
ANKHU main basi hai tasweer teri
jab b yaad ati hai teri
hum dekhte hain TOM AND JERRY
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
A - Ur Attractive
B - Ur D Best
C - Ur Cute
D - Ur Dear 2 me
E - Ur Excellent
F - Ur Funny
G - Ur Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - Im
J - Just K - Kidding
In my dream :
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
cum my child ,
leave ur donkey outside.
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....
You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar
A - ur
Attractive
B - ur
Beautiful
C - ur
Charming
D - ur
Delicious
E - ur
Exciting
F - ur
Funny
G - ur
Gorgeous
H - ur
Heavenly
Im
Just
Kidding
Loser
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Ye lo Chawanniyan aur Jaldi se ek SMS kar do.
Have You Ever Wanted To Be A Vampire,
A Ghost, A Witch?
All You Need Is A Black Cape And Cat,
A Broom And A Black Hat.
Trick Or Treat On Halloween
Leaving All Hitch.
Apki ki ANKHEN.
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.
Heeran jasi
.
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Apki ki AWAZ.
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.
Koyal jasi.
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Apki ki CHAAL
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Mor jasi
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ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI...
