A man was telling his neighbor,
“I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor .
“What kind is it?”
MAN:“Twelve thirty.”

On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

Ants will finish you

a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.

At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!

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6 things can come at any time

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .

Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Pyar k suhany sapny dikha gya koi,

Ay ALLAH!

Ye Pyar he hy

ya...

Phir sy Chuna Lga gya koi...?

2.

Sardar apni wife say:Tum baby ko kia pilati ho?
Wife: Doodh or orange juice.

Sardar: Oey! Tu nay kabhi bataya nai orange juice kis side say aata hai..

3.
Aik Pathan Ko Rasty Main 1 Charagh Mila. Saaf Kiya To 1 Jin Nikla or Kaha K Wo os Ki 3 wishes Puri Kre Ga
Pathan:
Hum Ko Esa Naswar Do Jo Khatm Na Ho

1 Naswar Ka Packet Aya

Pathan Ne Thori Si Naswar Nikali To Utni Naswar or Aa Gayee

Jin:
Baaki 2 wìshes?

Pathan (Kushi Se):
Esa 2 Packet or Lao.

4.
Main to bs smndr ki Lehron ko dekh rha tha FARAZ,,,

Achank 1 machhLi nikLi or boLi

"Tery Ghar Maa Pain Hy Nai,,??"

5.
I got 3 Lessons from "3 iDiots" movie,

1. Do any work with passion and choice,

2. BeLieve in UrseLf,

3. ALways have An iDiot Friend Like U:)

6.
No visit...
No caLLs...

No sMS...

No letters...
No Missed callS...

i m woried...

.

.

.

.

.

.

Sohneyo.
viah tay ni kr leya?

7.
Miyan BV ki Lrai ho rhi thi,

Unka chhota bcha ps betha tha

Miyan:Tu saLi Kutti

BV:Tu saLa Kutta

Bcha masumiat sy boLa
Or Main saLa ToMMy....!

8.
U think of
*ME*

I think of
*U*

We both think of
*EACH OTHER*

Do u know
Wat it means?
It means
We are "wailay"
(';' ) ( ';')
/) (\ /) (\
_/ \_ _/ \_

10.
Shadi k pehly din husbend k mobile me wife ka naam
My sweet wife
.
.
1 year bad
My wife
.
.
3 year bad
Home
.
.
5 year bad
Musibat
.
.
7 year ßad
Wrong no...