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Mix Funny poetry
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Monday,
2009-03-23,
9:32 PM

Message # 1
Send me SMS on these time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai

smile

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)

cool

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

smile

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

wacko


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Sunday,
2009-05-31,
2:30 AM

Message # 2
Perfect hearing aid

A man was telling his neighbor,
“I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor .
“What kind is it?”
MAN:“Twelve thirty.”
lozers


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2009-05-31,
2:32 AM

Message # 3
smile Ur Single Smile

On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

Ants will finish you

a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.

At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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2009-05-31,
2:36 AM

Message # 4
:new:Before marriage, After marriage

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

......................................................
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

.................................................

When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!

...............................................

6 things can come at any time

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .

Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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2010-02-24,
9:10 PM

Message # 5
Dheery dheery apna bna gya koi,

Pyar k suhany sapny dikha gya koi,

Ay ALLAH!

Ye Pyar he hy

ya...

Phir sy Chuna Lga gya koi...?

2.

Sardar apni wife say:Tum baby ko kia pilati ho?
Wife: Doodh or orange juice.

Sardar: Oey! Tu nay kabhi bataya nai orange juice kis side say aata hai..

3.
Aik Pathan Ko Rasty Main 1 Charagh Mila. Saaf Kiya To 1 Jin Nikla or Kaha K Wo os Ki 3 wishes Puri Kre Ga
Pathan:
Hum Ko Esa Naswar Do Jo Khatm Na Ho

1 Naswar Ka Packet Aya

Pathan Ne Thori Si Naswar Nikali To Utni Naswar or Aa Gayee

Jin:
Baaki 2 wìshes?

Pathan (Kushi Se):
Esa 2 Packet or Lao.

4.
Main to bs smndr ki Lehron ko dekh rha tha FARAZ,,,

Achank 1 machhLi nikLi or boLi

"Tery Ghar Maa Pain Hy Nai,,??"

5.
I got 3 Lessons from "3 iDiots" movie,

1. Do any work with passion and choice,

2. BeLieve in UrseLf,

3. ALways have An iDiot Friend Like U:)

6.
No visit...
No caLLs...

No sMS...

No letters...
No Missed callS...

i m woried...

.

.

.

.

.

.

Sohneyo.
viah tay ni kr leya?

7.
Miyan BV ki Lrai ho rhi thi,

Unka chhota bcha ps betha tha

Miyan:Tu saLi Kutti

BV:Tu saLa Kutta

Bcha masumiat sy boLa
Or Main saLa ToMMy....!

8.
U think of
*ME*

I think of
*U*

We both think of
*EACH OTHER*

Do u know
Wat it means?
It means
We are "wailay"
(';' ) ( ';')
/) (\ /) (\
_/ \_ _/ \_

10.
Shadi k pehly din husbend k mobile me wife ka naam
My sweet wife
.
.
1 year bad
My wife
.
.
3 year bad
Home
.
.
5 year bad
Musibat
.
.
7 year ßad
Wrong no...
smile


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